Man, the things one misses when they're lazing around keeping themselves busy. How is everyone?

I guess this weather's better than the heatwave we had a couple months ago. Anyone up to something fun? Adventures? Debauchery? C'mon, entertain me here.

Maaaan. Who wants to go do something, huh? I'm dying of boredom here! If I see one more hospital bed I swear I'll crack. The dank, depressed faces... the hopelessness... I've gotta keep myself busy or else I'll start on the slippery slope to Mopesville! Anyone want to go do something? Prince? Love Freak? Anyone?

Man, I am totally craving something sweet. How about that food shortage? Sucks, doesn't it?

On that note, question time again! What is your favorite food? What delicacy would you absolutely kill someone for?

Welp, I'm bored. Nothing's happened so far with the mob, the Prince and Flonne are off doin' stuff, and I've mostly been sitting back and watching the journals. Hello to all you new people, by the way!

Hmhmhm, how to generate interest. Well! If you could have one thing in Manhattan, any little thing, be it a person or an item or something like that, what would it be?

Come on, reply and entertain me so I don't have to!

Ugh, I feel horrible. A twisted ankle has nothing on a bruised ego. Talk about being caught off-guard.

So who do I have to sock in the face-- I mean, be thankful to for trying to do the noble thing and pissing off Momma?

Edit: DAMMIT all of my junkfood is gone THANKS A LOT GUYS REALLY APPRECIATE IT

This heatwave isn't so bad. I've definitely encountered worse, and I'm guessing it'll pass eventually.

At least it isn't as hot as the Blazing Core. That place was unreal!

How are you guys surviving in this heat? Any tips? I heard something about a pool... when'll that be done?

What about that food, huh? Lucky for us! I hope they found more snacks ♥

Soooo, some people were going to go weapon-hunting? Did anything come of that? The makeshift spear I had I sort of...got lost in a crab somewhere, and I'd like to get a replacement as soon as possible.

Other than that... how's everyone? I'm so boooored, there's nothing to do! I'd even like an order from the Prince, that's how dull-i-fied I am!

[Strikes barely legible]

... Liiiiitle startled now, though not worse for wear. Ha, talk about your adrenaline rushes. Haha, okay, so parasites are a little bigger than I thought they were. Lots of legs. I get why you people call them crabs now, ha ha, jokes on me.

Godot, I got your coffee. Big container of it. You'd better give me a damn handsome reward for it! A girl doesn't risk this kind of beauty for nothing, you know.

Finding herself in a strange new world, our heroine is down, but not out! No monster, no parasite, no Mid-boss can stand in her way!

But what's this? A citizen in dire peril? A treasure undiscovered?

Look like it's time for her to save the day yet again!

Next time, on Hyper Dimensional Space Gal Etna! The Hunt for Black Gold!

Okay.

SOMEone explain very quickly what's going on and where the Prinny Squad is so I can work out some of this frustration.

Not only did I wake up in a pile of concrete instead of my lovely bed--

with it's satin sheets~

and fluffy pillows~

--but I'm pretty sure this is Earth which is the opposite of where I want to be.

Is this some kind of trick?! You have to get me while I'm sleeping, I see, how very clever of you. Don't think the wool'll be pulled over my eyes again!

Well! I feel better now. Roll-call time. Prince? Flonne? You out there somewhere? I'm betting one of you is behind this.